It's not rocket science

Note to self:

Move face out of car doors way BEFORE opening.


Thankfully, we had ice from our morning cokes so I think that kept the black and blue to a minimum.
This looks much better than the black eye of 2000. I was with a bunch of friends in a park by our college and I jumped off a cliff and slammed my eye into my knee. I had a guy at the bank offer to "take care of the guy who did it"!